Dear CBS,
It vexes me that you have not made a decision to renew The Unit, which is my favorite Tuesday night show. You renewed NCIS and the CSI trilogy, to which Hubby said once again, "Who in the hell watches CSI:NY?" Who in the hell watches NCIS? That's boring! My boo Dennis needs his show. You do not want me to drive to New York and stage a protest! Please, please, please renew The Unit and let Dennis keep his job of looking good and making me happy.
Thanks,
Dennis' biggest fan