Geez a girl goes away for Valentine's day with her boyfriend and you miss a lot!
Shit, that's why the homework's been getting harder?
Uh huh. Right. If you'd like to do some sort of comparison on obsession, let me know.
Aw, I'm not even a Queen Bee myself
Alas, though I have burnt many offerings of mascara and honey to the Queen Bees my prayers yet fall on deaf ears. Anyway, you're going to need more training to really pull of this psychoanalysis thing. Everything you're saying is out of the latest pop-psych books, not research based methodology.
I drive by many many farms, but alas have never worked on one. Also I'm way to young to be worried about not accomplishing anything yet. Someone much older than I who spends much of her time engaged in some sort of deluded hypocrisy should be a bit more concerned than me.
Translation:
Why thank you Tom. And in a complete sentence too!
Thanks again. You're being quite nice!
It's not truth if you don't name names! Even if it's true!
Wait, I thought I was only a Queen Bee Wannabee.
Ha ha, get it? Vile? Actually I'm not sure if I really did that on purpose or not!
Wasn't Yoda great, I mean, did you know he was a puppet? I just found out!
Do you think anyone noticed I didn't mean it by putting a rolling eyes smiley there?
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I'm not consistent in messing up her name, so I still am not sure if it's intentional or not. Oh well!
Yes, she is indeed better than that! Never mind that I don't know what a "scullary" maid does! It sounds like ye olden times.
If I'm spouting vile untruths, than what does she do? She tells people the truth! OMG!
An astute observation if I say so myself!
That's the path of the trail of the sent of a bitch. Just so you know. Also I can't spell "wont" since that would have been appropriate here.
Did you know being Greek means you must like everyone and be absolutely nice to everyone at all times? Actually this is just for the chicks. Men can do whatever they like. And my friends, them too. So... just you guys... stop that.
Yes, yes you do.
Laughing at loads of... er... did I mess that up too?
Indeed, happypony jumped in and changed the thread from it's individual purpose.
I mean, didn't Jesus say that if someone strikes you on the cheek you're supposed to cockpunch the guy? Duh!
I do not like this site yet continue to return.
Well it is here indeed.
See, if I set a site up about... being nice... for example. And on that site, I was mean, as well as being mean elsewhere... there's nothing wrong with that!
I thank them too!
Yeah, cockpunch, remember?
I actually can't do this, I can refuse to react a certain way, but I have no control over being "attacked." Being "attacked" includes people pointing out that I post hate filled posts (that are later hidden) on a site that claims to be about niceness.
I'm going all the way down the rabbit hole my friend.
Seriously, which "ever" do you mean?
Totally!
Yes, judgement and hell. You heard it here people. "The Other Site" is in fact the source of the Book of Revelation.
It's the new bless your heart!