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In all seriousness, with no snippiness (well, maybe a little,) have you used the search button? Many, many people before you have tried to reinvent the wheel and they've all started new threads. While each group may be a bit unique, the advice and information is not. All the information in the world is not going to help unless you talk to the administration. You said there's no one to talk to - what does that mean? Do you not have an administration? Do you go to a public university or a private one?
Think of this sight as a self-serve ice cream machine. You can stand there in front of the machine all day and ask it to give you ice cream, or you can push the little lever. (Information = ice cream. Search function: = little lever.)