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Dear Certain Football Player,
Tomorrow you and your team are playing in the biggest game of the season- the Super Bowl. Many players go their whole careers without having the privilege of playing in such a game. With that said, why are you on facebook, this super bowl eve, asking me out? Is that what we do? Shouldn't we be just a tad more focused? I'm not knocking it, I'm just asking... I mean, I don't want to be the black Jessica Simpson to Tony Romo and whatnot. I promise I'll still be on facebook long after the big game. Get your hollar on then, but right now... FOCUS man!
Sincerely,
A (concerned) Fan of Your Team
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