Dear 9pmdst:
I hope the monitoring test went well. Rub your belly for me.
Dear co-worker who thinks she knows it all:
Yes, you are in a higher position than I am. But I have been here longer and I DO know the way isht goes. You'd betta recognize. Realize that no one likes you and thinks that you are a brown noser and considers you to be a fake and phony. Don't forget that EYE showed YOU how to access stuff and that people still come to ME to do stuff for them. You truly are NOT a team player. And no one likes you.