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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
Each American owes approximately $4,000 to the Chinese government.
And a collection call would go somethign like this:
RRRiing
Hello...may I speak to Bob _____ ?
Yes...Hi....my name is Chun Li calling from the Chinese consulate....
Why are we calling at 3:15 am? Wow..well sir..it's actually 4:15pm here.
Where am I calling from? Beijing...no...no sir...you aren't paying for this call.
What do I want?
Well sir on behalf of the Chinese government we are calling in regards to the $3875 that you owe...when would you be able to pay sir....
Sir?
Sir?
Sir...there is no need to use that type of language...
Go fu...? Sir...that is really inappropiate to say over the phone!! I am a lady after all and married!
If you like you can provide a credit card number and we can....
Hello?
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