Sorority hair...
...when I think of "sorority hair" what I picture is "traveling consultant hair". Which seems to be between chin and shoulder length, unbelievably shiny, and always somehow looks perfect. I've got the shiny hair, I just can't seem to get the other two.
I'm jealous of anyone w/ perfect hair, too bad I don't have the patience to do much more than run a brush through wet hair.