It's sleeting, raining, and cold here
All a southener needs to run in fear
Get it together guys; it's not that bad
Sliding on bridges; road rage and mad
Can you believe schools are closing for this
and it clears by 6; isn't that some isht?
We don't like stuff like that around this way
People are rushing home where they'll finish the day
And get this: tomorrow the high will be back to 54
weather in the south; never know what's in store
The good thing is it's never severe
So end the road rage and face it with good cheer
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She's cold-blooded like a mammal!"---some idiot I met
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