Dear Co-worker,
I usually hold off on eating out of folks' kitchens whom I don't know personally (especially if I ever hear tell of you having a pet of any kind) ....
...but this poundcake you brought in here this morning is the isht.

If I didn't have a game to officiate tonight, slice numma 3 would fall right around lunchtime.
If we ever are truly going to "overcome" as a nation, it might just be over poundcake. Looking forward to the recipe next week.
Signed,
your poundcake stuffed co-worker.