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Last year, my GF and I did a "swap" for halloween. It was actually a lost bet. If I won I got to pick the costumes and if she won she got to pick them (I had a nice hooker/pimp idea...oh well) She dressed up in my football uniform left over from high school, shoulder pads and all, and I dressed up in girl clothes. We started getting ready sometime halloween afternoon and had to keep the costumes on until we went to bed (like, 3am). It really wasn't as bad as you might think.
Her and her two friends went to the max on me though. Girl jeans, thigh high's, 3 inch heels, thong, DD bra with water baloons, some sort of tanktop and a sweater. Not to mention a full manicure/pedicure with pink nail polish and fake nails, full makeup and a wig. Remember now, I'm 6'7" and about 250lbs. These are the differences I noticed:
Girl's jeans are much warmer than guy's
I should have shaved my legs b/c my leg hair hurt like hell when I took them off
The bra wasn't as bad as she always made it out to be...
...My back did hurt like hell by the end of the night though
A thong, as good as it may look on you ladies, hurts like hell too
Heels are, also, quite painful after a while
It's a bitch to open beer cans with fake nails on(yes, my "man" had to open them for me)
Makeup is a pain and a half to take off.
Now, all I have to say after that experience, is that I respect you ladies quite a bit more. I had no idea the pain you have to go through to look beautiful for us guys. I can understand why women would need to wear a bra (my GF also had some of those creepy fake boob things. you know, they stick to you and bring you up a cup size to help fit into a dress or something. she made me wear those for an hour w/o a bra...the jiggeling was quite uncomfortable) But I still can't understand why a guy would want to. Even though it wasn't that uncomfortable, I can say that I wouldn't want to wear one again.
Oh well, now that I have creeped you out...to each their own I guess.
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