* The phrase(s) "Bringing Sexy Back," "Sexy Never Left," et al.
* America's Next Top Model -- NONE of the winners are "Top" models... even Eva, who had the most success
* Being Single
* GROWN azz folks, with gainful employment and health benefits, who have bad teeth
* Children of above mentioned folks who have bad teeth (nothing against the kids, but their parents!)
* Fly-by-night "rappers" -- give me MORE Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Roots, et al.
* ANTICIPATION of a Maxwell album (I've resolved that this joint just ISN'T coming...)
* Rappers who double as drug dealers or psuedo-gang bangers, a la Baby/Birdman (Since when has he been a Blood or 5 Star whatever?
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