[PrettyBoy]

To the 1st lady at work. You mean to tell me that you've only known this joker for only 4 weeks and you've already had sex with him? I understand you're separated from your husband, but you are still married to him. I know you're excited and happy about your new relationship and all, but I'll be surprised if it works out.

To the 2nd lady at work. You've only known this joker for 9 months, according to you, his mother doesn't like you, you're a 30 year old woman, and he's a 21 year old kid, you've been divorced from your 1st husband barely two years, and you were recently practicing the FWB thing with a fire fighter you met on myspace, you screwed the Italian joker you were telling me about shortly before you met up with the fire fighter, and now you're engaged to the 21 year old after knowing him for 9 short months? If you make it down the isle, I'll give you 2 years tops, before you two are ready to call it quits. The following year, you two will be divorced. You should be ashamed of yourself...he's too young for you. You should try keeping your panties up for awhile. Doing that may help you.

Also, I'm flattered that you two ladies come to me for relationship advice.