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Dear Apartment Manager:
I called you yesterday to tell you that someone is burning mail in the complex mail boxes. You tell me to call the post office as it is their responsibility. I understand that. However, it is also YOUR responsibility seeing as that someone is setting fires on YOUR property. You could at least call the police.
Sincerely,
9dstpm
Dear Firebug,
You are setting fire to the mailboxes and causing my mail to be slightly scorched. My February issue of Essence was scorched. My new Duval County voter ID card was scorched. You do not seem to set fire to the boxes when my student loan bill or my credit card bill comes in the mail. I have a PO box now, but please schedule your pyromania activities accordingly in the future.
Thank you,
9dstpm
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