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Dear co-worker R:
I pity you. You seem like a great person, yet you remind me of Dory from "Finding Nemo"- you seem to have a hard time remembering anything after awhile. But one thing you should know is that you should've NEVER EVER EVER told me that you were bulimic. I already knew that when as I was exiting the bathroom, I heard you hurl chunks into the toilet. This being AFTER you told me that you felt like you had eaten too much for lunch. I take eating disorders VERY seriously. But just know this: the next time you come up to me and ask me if I think you're chubby, I'm gonna JIGGLE YOUR DAYUM BONES!!!!!
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"Having a nasty attitude won't yield you the results you want when you want them; it'll just make people steer clear of you and your toxicity in order to keep from being contaminated by you and your nastiness."- Me
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