Dear Dennis:
I was watching the BCS Championship game last night (sponsored by Allstate, of course) and I enjoyed your new commericals. Well, most of them. In one commercial, you were wearing an ugly gray cardigan a la Mr. Rogers. Hubby said it made you look like someone's "crusty granddaddy." Normally, I would defend you, but I had to laugh right along with Hubby. You looked as if you should have been advertising diabetes testing supplies, Life Alert pendants, and/or asking me to be your neighbor (to which I would say YES!

) instead of Allstate. In the future, please run all clothing choices by me.
Happy 2008,
Your Biggest Fan 9dstpm