I want a Michael Urie of my very own!

Hawaii's contestant this year is a joke, and I was very disappointed to see her crowned last June. That's all I shall say about her.

Miss Oklahoma looks...old. I doubt she'll be the 3rd Miss America from Oklahoma in a row. She was "Bottom 3" last night.

I won't even go on about Miss Idaho and the need for hairspray. "This isn't the hair of a beauty queen...this is the hair of a senator's wife!"

I am enjoying the show so far, but it really does look like the "experts" trying to throw some superficiality in there. Though they did have that physical challenge and controversy discussion, it really does seem like everything's based on looks this time around.

LESS IS MORE!