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Oh you guys, the tall guy/short girl thing always annoyed the crap out of me.....my Granny called it "Itty-bitty" syndrome. She said that these guys were embarrassed by their tiny "equipment" so they tried to find a tiny girl who they thought would have "matching" equipment......but she said actually these tiny girls are the "cavernous" kind who usually lift one leg and shoot their baby across the room when giving birth......what a horrible stereotype!!!!!!! (Most of the tiny girls I know had a hard time in labor!!!!!) Although my husband dated this little short chick right before me and he said that having sex with her felt like he was dipping his you-know-what in a big bucket of warm water......or another analogy he likes is something about bowling down a wide hallway......
ANYWAY there is hope.....I know this really attractive, VERY tall guy and one of his prerequisites is that a girl be of a certain height.....he HATES looming over a short girl.....he only goes out with tall girls and he is now engaged to one.....
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