Found this in a blog yesterday, with no attribution. It'd be a great Onion news article. I would love to know its original source:
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In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the
starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts
that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has
spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB
for the Packers. During this period of time she became
familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now
completely comfortable with other terminology of the
Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that
50% of those polled supported the move.
Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you?
Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she
is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled
agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State.
When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has
8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated
"so has the pastry chef".
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