This thread reminds me of that 90210 episode where Steve Sanders teaches a class on How to Get Your Game On 101 at the Peach Pit After Dark. Students paid a $250 enrollment fee and were fed the lamest lines in the book. They ended up suing Steve in court (and were on TV), only to lose their case because David ended up testifying that Steve's methods actually worked for him.

Of course the girl saw this on TV as well and promptly left him.