So my bf asked me if I liked flowers and I was like "I guess" and he was like "you guess??" and I was like "I dont know. I've never gotten flowers before" and he was completely shocked and said "But a pretty girl like you should be getting flowers everyday!"
(Yeah, my last bf was kind of an idiot. We're only sophomores in college and he's already had about 10 exes..
I was his longest relationship.. 6.5 months.. I consider that short but whatever

And all he ever got me was a green hat (which doesn't match any of my clothes) and a stuffed husky (which was cute))