We had:
The right reverend crack ho This is the girl who liked to come onto the Yard and argue with EVERYBODY about how we were all going to Hell. Standing there with her bible just arguing to herself. One day a student got sick of her, and just BROKE HER DOWN. Got out their bible and went verse for verse. She actually cried. It would have been sad if she wasn't such a judgemental biatch. (this was after our school was sued by five orthodox students who claimed that our dorms were a den of sin and that they couldn't live there- I still LMAO when I hear that. Our school was so boring and unless you knew THAT crowd there was no such den of sin. People were coming from all over the country trying to save us
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The Shockas This was the crew of lovable yet SUPREMELY immature guys who hung together as freshmen...and then as sophomores.....and then as juniors...hey wait they never got over their clique actucally. Their charming name came from the REALLY REALLY GROSS sexual practice that one of them swore by and which had an accompanying hand sign. Yuck.
The Links These were the ridiculous pretentious dudes who dropped line and tried to come up with their own chit. They tried to stroll at a party once (note: not one of OUR parties either) and the Alphas present had a real dilemma: bitch-slap them, or fall on the floor laughing?
The flower lady This woman has been on campus begging for money for these scraggly little flowers for YEARS. It used to kill me because sometimes her braids were tighter than mine- and yet she is asking ME for money?! One of my ls's knew this woman's family and told me the story- this woman was not homeless and owned her own house! I can't figure out whether she was crazy or really really smart.
Ugmo- part one and part two Part one is this girl who is UGLLLLLYYYYYY and has the WORST attitude. She sucked so hard- was just a nasty mean biatch and had no redeeming qualities whatsoever! Part two was this OTHER girl who was just hit and pathetic. Passive aggressive trying to buy friendship and talking about you behind your back girl. Hooked up with a random guy at her formal who next day told
everyone how he woke up with CUTS in his MOUTH from her BRACES- I don't need to tell you guys about the amount of speculation of other things she should not do.