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The most hysterical dream I have had this year- and possibly ever:

It is near the end of the third season of Full House. Becky's babysitting inside the Tanner's living room. Stephanie is doing homework while listening to New Kids on the Block (specific song is "The Right Stuff") and Michelle is listening to country music and dancing around to it.

DJ and Kimmy arrive from shopping. DJ says "Hey everyone! It's time for Uncle Jesse's radio show!". So DJ turns on the radio. And even though it is radio, I can see what's happening in the show. Jesse and Joey are cross-dressed. Jesse says "Hi, I'm Jesse Cochran" (his stage name- by then he was going by his real name of Jesse Katsopolis in the show). And Joey says "And I'm Joey Merriman" (again- his stage name). And then Jesse says "And here's my beautiful fiancee..." and he looks for a name and flashes the first name he sees to an also cross-dressed Danny who says "Diane Lane!" in falsetto (this would be the fiancee of the character that Jesse plays, not of Jesse- at that point he and Becky had not even gotten engaged yet).

Scene switches back to the Tanner living room. Becky, DJ, Kimmy, and Stephanie are all cracking up. However, upon hearing the name "Diane Lane", Michelle's face lights up and she opens her mouth and raises her eyebrows in a very pleasantly surprised way. She then goes to her telephone-shaped radio/tape player and turns it on. Another country song starts playing. And Michelle says "that is the most beautiful music in the whole wide world".

And Stephanie puts her hands on her cheeks like Edvard Munch's "The Scream" and shouts "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " quite loud.

At this point I am laughing so hard, that I wake up having hysterics.

Now the third season of Full House was my favorite. But the only instance of country music appearing in Full House would be "Good Day Sunshine" being the BGM playing in a scene in the second season where DJ is riding a horse. And Danny and Joey did cross-dress to sneak into a sorority meeting. I even had to google Diane Lane to see who she was- and though there is a celebrity by that name, she has absolutely nothing to do with country music.

Last night's dream involved my driving towards my grandparents' beach condo, nearly avoiding crashing into the car in front of me, and the actual condo having hardwood floors and having many more rooms than what it actually does. Actual condo is really small and plain and simple- and I have no interest in going back there.