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Missing Skillet
One Sunday, a few years back, I decided to attend church with a friend of mine. I'm guessing that the members had conducted some type of "Breakfast Gathering" prior to the regular service, and that they had been expected to bring their own cooking utensils and things of the sort.
Well apparently someone made off with the Pastor's skillet, and he made it known that he was very unhappy with the incident. At the end of the altar prayer, he shouted out, "I waaaaaant-ah, mah skillet back-ah! And may whoeva stole it-ah hit tha flo befoe they hit tha doe... Amen."
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