My brother & I originally had "Rinky Dink.Com" as our ISP, and we were forever getting a dialect-challenged Indian for service. My brother once sent me the following email:
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems .
No doubt you have spoken to him.
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I don't usually have trouble with accents, but I did have one techie who was absolutely impossible to understand. When I told "Rob" that I was terribly sorry, but I needed to speak to someone else. He hung up on me! So, now we're both on different systems.