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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
My favorite nursery rhyme as a child was "Hey Diddle, Diddle" so one year, my favorite aunt made me a red sweater with a cow jumping over the moon, a little cat with a fiddle, and a dish running running away with the spoon. It was covered in sequins and very detailed.
The problem is that as a child, I would have adored it but I was 23 when she gave it to me. The look of horror on my face made my family laugh. Thank goodness my aunt was not there to see me cringe.
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Originally Posted by Fawn Liebowitz
A wall mirror shaped like a bare foot
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Both of these made me laugh out loud at work so much that everyone in my office turned around and stared at me.
My mom once got me this sweater that she bought off a vendor. It was really really itchy wool, with a huge neon daisy in the middle of it.
My ex got me a bathing suit for my birthday two years ago, it was WAY too small for me... who buys a bathing suit for your girlfriend??!
My step-mom gave me an empty gift box one year. EMPTY. She said I could put my jewelry in there.
