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Old 12-19-2007, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug View Post
When I decided to experiment in the kitchen, my aunt got me a cookbook. Which seemed like a nice gesture, except the cookbook is meant for people who are on a low sodium, low cholesterol, low calorie diabetic diet.
I had an aunt who couldn't cook if Paula Deen was standing right next to her. Seriously, she made potato salad by pouring milk over cold potatoes. When we finally found something she could make well (macaroons), we kept her making those.

But I digress. One Christmas at her house, she showed us two cookbooks that friends had given her and said, "My friends must think I'm a gourmet or something - I always get cookbooks from them!" A quick look at her one shelf proved that to be true. None of us had the heart to tell her the real message that they were sending!

I'm fairly lucky - I can't think of anything too terrible I've received. Which means that this will probably be the year!
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