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OMG... these were so funny i had to add someo of mine.
We had several Brian's at my school, who all knew each other and hung out with us. So, to distinguish them, we named them:
Big brian (he was a very large guy)
Little brian (he was a regular size guy, but next to Big B, he looked small)
Dirty Brian (he was a total weedhead and he lived in a house right across from the caf where you could clearly see beer cans in the yard, trash in the driveway, etc.)
Nasty brian (he tried to sleep with ANY and EVERYthing that was female. And he was *musty*).
also
Foxy Lizard (a dancer who THOUGHT she was all that and the prettiest thing on the team - when she smiled she looked like an asp or a snake b4 they try to bite you
and
DJ Nasty Squirrel (we had this guy who had a lot of stereo equipment in his room. He begins to DJ small parties on campus and things at different houses. He has no "official" DJ name, so we just started calling him that.)
and last but not least
Superfan (i'm sure every school has one. this is the guy who sits right beside the pep band, knows the words to ALL the cheers, and can damn near heckle the other team to death by himself).
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