Wow, if we all had to save ourselves for our wedding nights, and couldn't even do "other" things, we would all be getting married
really young . . . or at least I would have
Imaginary conversation with PArents:
Parent: Well, you should really go to college first . . .
Me: Not until after I am married!
Parent: Don't you want to see the world?
Me: Not until After I am married!
Parent (must be mom
): Wow you must be really in love.
Me: Not exactly. She's just really a sure thing and your sucky matriarchal cultural values have turned me into a
white hot ball of quivering testosterone fury! I might explode! So its either get married to get laid, or turn into a homosexual serial killer.