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Originally Posted by LXA SE285
My Assembly of God grandmother used to live next door to an older CoC couple, which made for some heated religious debates. One time she and the husband were arguing about the no-music-in-church thing, and he said, "The Bible doesn't say you can have musical instruments in church." Granny, fed up, shot back, "Well, it doesn't tell you to go to the bathroom either, but you go, don't you?"
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Love it. When my cranking Great Grandmother hit her 90s, she had one of her friends (a very religious woman, but I can't remember the church) over for Sunday dinner. Now Grandma K never missed a Sunday service at her Lutheran church. When she saw all of the food that this 96 year old woman prepared, her comment was something like, "bless God for preparing all of this food". Grandma K was never a person to mince words, particularly at that age. All that came out of her mouth was, "God had nothing to do with it and he didn't help me peel the potatoes either."