[honeychile]

I always confuse Mary Hartman with Soap. Soap (a spoof on soap operas, with two related families as the main characters) had one of the best lines I've ever heard on tv, and I'm trying to remember it. It was when Jody (the first openly gay man on tv) was marrying a hooker, and a family member was appalled. His mother said (and I paraphrase), "Well, his father was abducted by aliens, his brother talks through a ventroliquist dummy, his grandfather still thinks he's living during World War II, (much more, I can't remember). And she's a hooker. I think he's marrying up!"