Crocs are the devil
Low Rise Jeans- they come in plus-sizes... but I'ma pass. I tried them on once, and it just wasn't a good look with all the hips I was blessed with.
church hats - Some are beautiful, but just not for me. I don't dress to impress and compete at church.
Christmas clothes leading up to Christmas. I still have a Christmas sweatshirt my great-aunt gave me as a Christmas gift when I was 14. It's just a keepsake for the Christmas present I had to wait an entire year to use. (Don't do that to your friends and family.)