Well I went to mall last week and went to the cookie store and this conversation occured...
Girl Worker: Where you cross?
Me: Grad chapter, blah blah blah
Girl Worker: Do you step good?
Me:
Girl Worker: Ya'll do that snake thang right?
Me: Umm, sure.
Girl Worker: You'll do the snake thing?
Me: Umm, no
Girl Worker: Come on, do the snake thing please?
Me: (nicely giggling) No
*Finally get my cookies*
Me: There is more to Alpha than stepping and hissing.
Girl Worker: You right, I feel you. But we just wanna see the snake thing.
I proceed to walk off smh.