Me: I'm in a sorority.
Random Person (color/ethicity/race may vary): Do you belong to the one that goes like this : (Insert a very loud imitation of an NPHC sorority call here)
Me: No, my sorority is the second oldest in the U.S. and is not historically black it is called Phi Mu
Random Person: Oh...well my friend/cousin/niece/sister/brother's uncle's, cousin's niece's wife's dog's vet is a (insert NPHC name [usually Delta Sigma Theta] here).
Me: That's nice! That is an amazing organization!
Random Person: Akward silence
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