How Come ...........
I went on down to Nawlins for Mardi Gras?
I had a ball in Harrah's casino?
I had a Champagne brunch?
I was a PIG?
I was so happy?
I caught a parade and I didn't know which it was?
That was the best one for me that day ?
It was because when Bacchus rolled around I wasn't the right color?
If I was a blond barbie doll Nicholas Cage would have thrown me something?
The blond bombshells were the only ones getting good beads?
They also got the t-shirts, cups, and panties?
Mymamanem told this one heffa she would snatch her if she pushed her again?
I CTFU?
Mymamanem was really right?
They thought because she's a senior that she wouldn't go off?
She showed them a thang ot two?
I was across the street from the NYC firefighters?
They Got
BAGS of stuff thrown @ them?
I decided to go right near them and catch my brat a few of dem thangs too?
She couldn't come with me?
New Orleans Mardi Gras is a ADULT affair?
All these nekkid folks were walkin around?
They were stanky (lol) drunk?
The high school bands looked like GROWN women and men?
These kids were shaped like coke bottles already?
It was cold as hell?
I need to ask regulatah what they're feedin dem kids?
That's enough for now?
I really have many more things to tell yall about?
I don't feel like typin?
LOL?