HC I was just talking to one of the office secretaries about holiday eating?
HC she said she just had collard greens for the first time?
HC I was like

I weep for you
HC she's like 51, 52 years old
HC she went on and on about how good they were
HC I was like 'yeah, I've been riding the collard train for a while now
HC we laughed that it was a cultural thing
HC like Osmonds vs. Jackson 5
HC or pumpkin pie vs. sweet potato pie
HC but we shall overcome...