Well I'm surprised
Yup, that was sarcasm. If you wanted to go to a frat party at UVM, you went to Sig Ep, never Lambda unless you enjoyed a drink with a little somethin extra when you weren't looking.
One of my best friends is a tri delt at UVM and her mom works there, I'll ask her if she knows any more.
Just trust me when I say that all Lambdas are totally sketchy so this was inevitable...