I am totally with Mysticcat. Plus I hate small dogs. They're not barbie dolls, stop dressing them up!
Our cats are spoiled but in a cat way. Allowed to come and go as they please while we, as their servants, open and close the door. If they're sleeping somewhere, we carefully maneuver around them rather than kicking them-my princess cat, Tim, has taken to sleeping on the computer chair so my mum just gets a new chair instead. Tim is sweet as sugar and the vet's absolute favourite patient so totally allowed-along with her begging for lunchmeat (*cough cough* dad) and cat treats.
All five are spoiled in cat ways but nothing other than that.