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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!!
And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows
HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED
OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD
for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them
2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE RUBBISH!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
RUBBISH THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! - IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!... HOUSE!!!!!!! I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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