[MysticCat]

Snakes!

'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve
Because of snake we now believe
That though depraved
We can be saved
From hellfire and damnation
(Because of snake's temptation!)

If snake had not seduced our lot
And primed us for salvation,
Jehovah could not pardon all
The sins that we call cardinal
Involving bed and bottle!

Now onto Aristotle!