If you can't figure out how to track your friends down when your phone's battery is dead, maybe you're not wise enough to get married.

I won't even go into the pagan wedding. I hope their guests got indigestion from eating pigeons at the reception. It's funny how much makeup can do wonders. Athena should know.

The NV product placements are also getting bad. Who do they think they are? Ford/Coca-Cola on American Idol?