I own "The Tax Store." It's a small tax office, in a nearby town. I specialize in people who want their money quickly, but don't want to pay H&R Block prices. I work around 70 hours a week 4 months a year (Jan.-April), and then I go into my office maybe once a week the other 8 months.
The rest of the year I stay at the pool, beach or golf course.
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.