Taken as a whole, I kind of like the R Kelly lyrics --
You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby
Hey, I wouldn't kick him out if he came over here right now to sing that to me -- his voice is so silky sexy that he can pull off what might otherwise be really goofy.
I mean, who else could pull off: your boo-oo-oo-oo-tay!