HC your beautician was on some boo boo?

HC I wuv my beautician?
HC she can get me in on my lunch hour?
HC I am gone and back with a fresh do in 1hr 15minutes?
HC she is tight like that?
HC I had a fire Lunch?
HC I had macroni and cheese. dressing, cube steak with gravy, candied yams, greens, and corn bread?
HC I forgot to mention the lemonade was served in a mayonnaise jar?
HC it was fire too?
HC I am nap bound after work?