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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet
Subject is under duress. Reads imaginary words on the Web without cross referencing to verifiable source(s). Externalizes and sensationalizes incidents and statements regarding certain peer groups. Uses harsh adjudication to describe interactions. Then requests abandonment although subject thinks this is her life course. Quick to note the accuracy of historical documents. Then states failure and lack of knowledge of subject matter. Requests assistance without appropriate phraseology.
What is your diagnoses, GC doctors?
Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief
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I believe the subject to be suffering from Acute Discretionitis, with underlying symptoms of Wannabes Syndrome. I believe the best course of action is for the subject to be treated with a large dose of RealityCheck and an injection of Don't Go There, Girlfriend.
If subject continues with no signs of improvement, the next course of action will be 10ccs of BeatDown. If treatment remains ineffective, I believe we'll just have to let nature take its course.
AlphaFrog
Dr. of Snarkology
GC Hospital Resident