09-19-2007, 01:09 PM
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The Fires of Heaven
By Robert Jordan
Quote:
Rand
I found an artifact which gives me limitless power. I think I shall brick it up behind a wall.
(A female character SNIFFS and thinks about her NECKLINE.)
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Lord of Chaos
By Robert Jordan
Quote:
Rand
I have a secret plan, but I won't tell you about it.
THE END
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A Crown of Swords
By Robert Jordan
Quote:
Rand
Now my secret plan shall be unleashed! Here it is. Are you ready? Are you sure you're ready? I'm going to make it look like I'm attacking this guy. But THEN I will attack some OTHER guy.
(He DOES, and it ALMOST WORKS.)
THE END
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