And now, my homage to David "Significant Sig" Letterman....
TOP 5 QUESTIONS THAT WILL PROBABLY P$$$ OLD POSTERS OFF (ESPECIALLY THIS OLD POSTER)
5. What is rush/open bids/rho chi/any other term that can be found on the lovely Rush FAQ?
4. Does your chapter haze?
3. What is this website all about? The address is
www.psychoswithnothingbettertodo.com
2. What is the most popular sorority/fraternity on your campus?
AND THE NUMBER ONE QUESTION GUARANTEED TO P$$$ OLD POSTERS OFF:
1. WHAT IS ALPHA BETA GAMMA DELTA LIKE AT YOUR SCHOOL??
(This post is meant in humor and jest, just to clarify
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