To my roommate: If you agree to leave the room for a bit to give me and my boyfriend some "alone time" and then twenty minutes later come knocking on my door to say you NEED to get back in the room b/c its an emergency - SNOOD IS NOT AN EMERGENCY!!! Also, if you and your friends smoke up and get crumbs ALL OVER the carpet I just vacuumed, don't nag me about any of my messes (aka the four pieces of laundry on the floor) until you vacuum up your mess. Also, if you have a problem with me, get some balls and take it up with me yourself instead of recruiting your best friend to bitch me out... And one other thing... letting your friends hook up in MY bed when you KNOW I am coming home that night is NEVER OKAY!!!!
(my roommate sucks)
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