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Everyone wants to be in a bottom sorority on my campus. This is because they always get the mixers with the top fraternities. It is kind of like the NBA draft. If you finish last in the league, you get the first pick in the draft.
After the mixer is over, they bottom girls and the top men get together to raid the school cafeteria and circled the fat on all of the meat in the refrigerator.
Forget what my mother ever said that there are no stupid questions.
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