This is great!! I used to curse like a sailor back in my undergrad days UNTIL... I made the mistake of cursing in front of my mother and she back-handed me right in the mouth.
I'm happy to say that I don't curse, except to use maybe the word HELL (when talking to about things related to church. But BELIEVE ME, I'm always tempted. :wink: So these are my SUBSTITUTIONS:
1. Freak/freaking instead of the "f" word;
2. Dag instead of the "d" word;
3. What in the world/God's green earth...? instead of... well, you know;
4. Heck instead of hell (when I'm upset about something);
5. Girl instead of b*tch, yes I use the word "girl";
6. Rump instead of a**
Nothing spectacular, but they've worked for me for the past 10 years.