for the Panhel mixer get pizza, it's going to be all girls so you can pig out & it doesn't matter if you have anchovy breath or cheese gets stuck in your teeth.
For the rockstar mixer, make up a fake "tour rider" that has all sorts of silly requirements (look on thesmokinggun.com, they have tons of these) - things like taking out the brown M & Ms or having only a certain kind of bottled water.